I was truly blessed by an incredible outpouring of speeches on my behalf at this year's birthday party. I will try to post at least one speech every week and will archive them all at my website. Sometimes, the bread you cast upon the waters really does return ten-fold; sometimes, one's good deeds matter to others, not just to oneself. The first speech was delivered by the great Alan Dershowitz, who needs no introduction.

Please note that this is not only an audio file--the visuals come in at about 1:32 minutes.